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Men Only – Relationship Advice

You can eat soft bread in bed, but baguette bread can be crunchy, loud, and can awaken your sleeping wife at 3:52 am. It also gives away your position allowing for random slaps of “quiet!” Don’t let crumbs fall onto the bed either, but if they land on the comforter clean them off carefully by…

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Night terror

Come terror my heart till it beats for you to stop. But you won’t stop till the dream has stopped. Don’t let me go as we both know. As our beats become one beat together. Turn my dreams into evil things. Walking beings from my past. Take my past from the very last. Terror me…